Originally performed in January 2017 at The Lincoln Loft.

His name is Dan, and his name is Daniel
Dan is from Chicago, and Daniel is from Los Angeles.

They both like Radiohead,
and they both have beards. 
Dan likes to make lists.
Daniel likes to cook eggs. 
They don’t know each other,
and Audrey thought they should be friends.

Here, both of them met face-to-face for the first time.